Dating the Internet

It it true? Can there be someone who is so completely amazing that they fit you like a parietal membrane. Note: Honestly, that joke is fucking hilarious and I still have yet to have someone grasp the full hilarity it. Basic fuckin anatomy kids, learn it. So you have found someone. In fact you two mesh so well you even visit the same internet sites as the other one.  

Herp.

Months go by, perhaps even years of pure bliss. You laugh and joke about how you both think Republicans are retarded to the point of locking them all in one place and ending it for their own good. Or you even giggle about how amazing the Batman is. And about how if the Batman ever had to choose between the two of you, you would more than likely drop your significant other for some hot microchiroptera action.

The Batman would probably be a kinky bastard. He has all this money, likes to beat the crap out of people and always has a costume. I'm down. Mr. Clooney or even you Mr. Bale should give me a call.

This makes me giggle.

But no one ever thinks about the other side of dating someone else who likes mudkipz and how if Tom Hanks wore panty hose he would be Tom Spanx. 

Over time, it somehow forms into this idea of a race. You have to be the first one to tell them about the picture on reddit where the kitteh is sleeping on the dog in /aww. You swear to Einstein that if you have to listen one more thing about there was an article on reddit you would probably shit a brick and lose it because you have already read that article on Ken Jennings now shut the fuck up hunny before I stick my foot so far up your ass that my toes will become a permanent part of your dentistry. Love you snookums. 

Ruining relationships since 2005

Dating someone who likes the same things as you is great. My significant other is a fantastic musician and I love to sit there and talk to him about music, to an extent. The same thing goes about things on the internet. We both share things we see but most of the time it is just me humoring him or the other way around when we read things to each other. Makes me feel like we are a boring old couple but with more sexiness and less tits that hit the floor. But I'm fine with that. 

Sometimes. As long as he knows that I am the better redditor I'm cool. 

Note: I don't want to have to link you to my blog post snookums. I want you to want to read it. Jeeze. 

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I just want to say thank you all for actually coming back to read this, if you really are a return reader. It's quite humbling to know what all of you have at once read what I have written. I know I haven't posted much in a while but I will get to a new one probably later tonight or tomorrow.

Until then, thank you for reading.

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Well, there would of been a comic but I decided not to draw one. I promise nudity in the next post.



Jenny 

Super Duper Bowl

As you all may have noticed there was a distinct start to this year's celebratory game of Super Duperness. There she was, standing in front of the majestic American flag that billowed elegantly in the wind. The air was full of democracy and freedom.

Does any one else find it absolutely hilarious that she fucked the lyrics to the national anthem? I am going to take a guess here and assume she was asked at least a month in advanced to sing at the Bowl of Super Duper Awesomeness. Going by that calculation she should of at least reread the lyrics a couple of minutes before going on stage.

These are the lyrics, right? Right?

Even with out Robert Patterson coming though the night to someone named oh Jose, there was no preparing for the shittastrophy that was the halftime show. Now, understandably the Black Eyed Peas sound delightfully mediocre on radio so of course they were a big hit this last year.  

Those people would never realize what was to become of them. But come on Slash. I know Guns and Roses isn't best thing since man discovered the woman's clitoris but did you really resort to collaborating with Fergie? I wouldn't wish Fergie's singing on my mortal enemy. 

He really is a cunt. 

Minus a rocky start and a shitty intermission that made me want to kill every one around me so they wouldn't suffer the Black Eyed Peas with out their voice enhancement the only great thing was the Packers won! 

For now I will leave you with the red pen in your hand. Go ahead and draw on him. He's a cunt so he doesn't mind. 

P.S I am sorry to the 400 fans who got fucked out of their tickets. It sucks and I feel for you. But at least you didn't contemplate murder listening to the shit storm that was the entertainment of the Duper Bowl