Super Duper Bowl

As you all may have noticed there was a distinct start to this year's celebratory game of Super Duperness. There she was, standing in front of the majestic American flag that billowed elegantly in the wind. The air was full of democracy and freedom.

Does any one else find it absolutely hilarious that she fucked the lyrics to the national anthem? I am going to take a guess here and assume she was asked at least a month in advanced to sing at the Bowl of Super Duper Awesomeness. Going by that calculation she should of at least reread the lyrics a couple of minutes before going on stage.

These are the lyrics, right? Right?

Even with out Robert Patterson coming though the night to someone named oh Jose, there was no preparing for the shittastrophy that was the halftime show. Now, understandably the Black Eyed Peas sound delightfully mediocre on radio so of course they were a big hit this last year.  

Those people would never realize what was to become of them. But come on Slash. I know Guns and Roses isn't best thing since man discovered the woman's clitoris but did you really resort to collaborating with Fergie? I wouldn't wish Fergie's singing on my mortal enemy. 

He really is a cunt. 

Minus a rocky start and a shitty intermission that made me want to kill every one around me so they wouldn't suffer the Black Eyed Peas with out their voice enhancement the only great thing was the Packers won! 

For now I will leave you with the red pen in your hand. Go ahead and draw on him. He's a cunt so he doesn't mind. 

P.S I am sorry to the 400 fans who got fucked out of their tickets. It sucks and I feel for you. But at least you didn't contemplate murder listening to the shit storm that was the entertainment of the Duper Bowl