Because you all should listen to Mr. Sulu. So, quit your shit people.
On to more happy news. I would just like to say HAPPY LATE ANNIVERSARY STAR TREK. It was forty some odd years ago (and a couple of days) that we were a twinkle in each other's eyes. Well, you were a twinkle in my grandmother's eye considering that my mother wasn't born until 1966. But you kept pushing and persevering since 1961. Mr. Roddenberry the world of nerds, geeks, dorks and well pretty much the rest of the world salutes you.
Don't worry Mr. Roddenberry I totally put a paper bag over that shit for you.
Now, the world knows you can give ten women orgasms at a time with all ten of your fingers but here are some thing the world doesn't know about you.
- Your full name was Eugene (strong name might I add) Wesley Roddenberry.
- You were born in El Paso, Texas (Don't worry, it's still a shitty town.)
- You are full of awesome sauce. If you don't know this go away.
- Honestly, he is bitchin.
- Sadly, you are no longer with us. You are somewhere out in space, where no man has gone before.
- Seriously people, they sent his ashes into space. How fuckin cool is that?
Thank you for your contribution to the world of fiction and television. You are and always will be a giver of orgasms, the giver of life, Star Trek and will always Live long and Prosper.
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