I know we have not gotten along well in recent years but I would like to extend a small white flag. I understand that I have hurt you. Can't we just forget about all the headphones and gaming headsets that I've broken and all of the phones I've stepped on and washed? Let us put that in our past, set our differences aside and become friends. I would like to formally apologize to you now.
You see my dearest love, I have recently purchased an Iphone 4. While I do understand that you are quite skeptical of me, please allow me to explain my decision making process.
1. Jennifer see's a refurbished iphone 4.
2. Jennifer recently received a paycheck.
3. She calmly (as calmly as a woman who is hyped up on a nerdgasm can) and rationally (about as rational as an elephant who has met the rat king) decided to purchase the phone.
4. Sammich King reminds her about all the other technological failures (for instance I once washed the phone I had twice. I didn't think the jeans the phone was in were clean enough so the poor phone had to go through the wash cycle twice before I realized what had happened) and Mr. Sleepy had just suggested she buy a new pair of headphones (at least the 10th pair I've been through) with the money. But of course I never listen.
5. Irrational fear of loosing and or damaging the phone (washing, stepping or breaking it) has set in.
6. The excitement of getting this phone makes the first 5 go away.
So please technology maybe we can compromise and work this out. I promise not let you go any where near the washing machine.
- Edit: I have been informed by Mr. Sleepy that he is my dearest love. So apparently technology you are the second on the list. Though you never force me to go to sleep when I don't want to or make me get up off my ass and go eat sustenance when all I want to do is internet.
- Dos Edit: This blog post is pointless since the whole iphone thing fell through. But I did however, get a Droid Incredible. Expect blog posts with hilarious autocorrect mistakes. 11/01/2010
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